Duck Duck Goose
Watch Your Derriere, Pierre
By: Gaylord Pondelroy
Canard is how the French say duck
In World War II
When bullets flew
Canard it was, good sir, tout suite
Or today’s the day you’re out of luck
Amphibious
By: Mariellen Stastny
Warm smooth water pocked with bubbles
Washes away terrestrial troubles
My body lies here lithe and sinuous
My thoughts like steam, vague and tenuous
Ducking below I become oblivious
Things down here are not ambiguous
Just white and clear and peacefully contiguous
Above me an oval shape is floating
Pointed on one end but not foreboding
Because it’s such a friendly yellow
I say good day to this friendly fellow
For like the rubber duck to whom I speak
(Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)
My liquid mind has grown amphibious
From V to Y (With an E In Between...Oy Vey)
By: Jim Kudrik
Above snowy slope they silently stood
Quaking and shaking though not from their fear
But dampness and cold and feeling so good
For nowhere, no nothing, could top this right here
Above yonder trees erupted a sound
A honking goose choir arranged in a V
Pointing south, down to whence they were bound
As “out of my way” said E with a heave
His brother still winded from the great climb
Stood by and focused his eye on the sky
A few straggling geese straggled behind
Turning tight V into disheveled Y
Just like me, he thought, as E barreled down
Not first in line, not at home nor in class
But life’s on my terms, not th’other way ‘round
And when I go last, that’s when I go fast
And savagely dashing over the crest
He whooped the great whoop of all future glory
Snow dusting his face, bumps bounding his chest
And though E went first, he’ll end this story
Charging fast down the hill and then faster still
The body of E now growing in size
Then closer he drew by sheer force of Will
And landed on him, right there ‘twixt his eyes
Vengeful W, exultant but jarred
E now face down, the snow stifling his cry
After running aground so painful and hard
Reared up like a bull and shouted “Will… Y!!!???”