By: Trrbl D

Gobble gobble gobble, hands off my wattle

Pluck a single feather and I’ll go full throttle

You know I ain’t no triflin’ little turkey 

Mess with my meat and I’ll make you the jerky 

Cuz I’m a winner not nobody’s dinner

Runnin’ after me make you ten pounds thinner

Gobble gobble gobble your head gonna bobble

Gobble back at me and you’ll be walkin’ with a hobble 

By: Trrbl D

Quack quack quack, man you got a knack

For bringing to the pond exactly what we lack

Like stale bread crusts

(Wait, that’s kinda suss)

How bout you leave and don't come back?

By: Jimmy John

Bock bock bock bock bock bock ba-cock!

Bock bock bock bock bock bok choy!

Bock bock bock bock bock baccala!

Bock bock bock bock bock baklava!

Bock bock bock Lauren Bacall!

Bock Ronald Reagan bock bock did not recall!

Bock bock bock bock balaclava!

Bock bock for every Arab Spring bock

Bock bock off goes another bomb bock

Bock bock bock bock bock bock oh joy.

Bock bock bock bock bock bock bock oy!

By: Jimmy John

Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck-errrk!

Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck up!

Buck buck it takes a buck to give a buck

Buck buck not a male deer buck

Buck buck a dollar bill buck

Buck buck ten bucks here buck

Buck twenty buck buck

Buck fifty buck buck

Buck buck a thousand bucks there

Buck buck the more you give buck

The more you get buck buck

So buck buck buck young buck

And buck buck buck buck buckle up, buttercup!